TEMPLE TRAINING

I'm on a Kung Fu odyssey, self-discovery the key,

Today's a push day, watch as I make it seem easy.

Olympic bar to 3 wheels each side, 140kg in sight,

Strength check quick, gotta keep my power tight.

10 rounds, 3 minutes each, 250 reps in this zone,

Dips, different vibes, I switch up like a cyclone.

Shoulder, chest presses, 10 seated no less,

Then 5 reps at 100kg, yo, I'm on this quest.

My Kung Fu log book's here, by my side it'll stand,

Goji berry date, hydration formula, I got it all planned.

In Kung Fu pants, eyes lock, they can't believe,

The force inside me, it's a power they perceive.

80kg, but I flex my relativity,

Top 1% of men, that's my reality.

Strength's through the roof, like I'm touching stars,

Kung Fu spirit, I'm breaking all these bars.